International Relations Royally Screwed

• For reasons still unclear, the syndicated Dave and Jimmy Show somehow got permission to travel to swinging London to begin their alleged coverage of this weekend’s Royal Wedding live, beginning today! While co-host Dave Kaelin remains behind in the relative safety of the show’s headquarters at WNCI/Columbus, OH, his globetrotting cohortsJimmy Jamand Kelsey Webb journeyed across the pond to bring their listeners all of the excitement.

The plan is to have Jimmy and Kelsey accost various Royal Family experts from British television, and they also claim they will hook up with an actual Spice Girl! On Saturday, Jimmy and Kelsey will creatively wedge themselves into media row outside of St. George’s Chapel in Windsor. “We’re super excited to be in Windsor,” Jimmy said. “I hope we get to meet the Dutchess of Cornbread!” Kelsey told RAMP, “This is so exciting! It’s every little girl’s dream to marry a ginger… I mean a prince. If I can get Jimmy to avoid the pubs, we might be able to avoid prison.” (Jimmy and Kelsey are shown here demonstrating what happens when your homemade press passes don’t work.)

Jimmy and Kelsey will be live from London through next Tuesday, when their temporary visas spontaneously combust. And how will we spot Jimmy and Kelsey in that sea of humanity? “We’ll be waving the American flag outside the church,” Jimmy said, helpfully. “Until our arms get tired, which we be about five minutes.” Enjoy the show on the ever-growing Dave and Jimmy Radio Network, or on the iHeartRadio app.