Please DON’T Polish The Rims

File this one under “Things I can never unsee…” Our old pal Jimmy Jam, the “Jimmy” half of the nationally syndicated Dave and Jimmy show recently lost what can loosely be termed as a high-stakes bet to his boss, Michael McCoy… and in doing so, he made us all losers by extension, as you can tell from this difficult-to-absorb photographic image that continues to burn our retinas long after we reached back and yanked the computer cord out of the wall…

Now, the heartwarming backstory: Jimmy, a lifelong Cleveland Indians fan, unwisely bet McCoy, a Yanks’ fanatic, that the Indians would prevail in the first round of the MLDS playoffs. The loser had to wash the winner’s car while wearing a women’s swimsuit. As your burning eyes can see, Jimmy lost the bet… or, as he lamely tried to explain it, “came in a close second.” Alrighty, then…

“I wore Spanx, but they didn’t seem to help much,” Jimmy said, post payoff. “Now I hate the Yankees… and my boss, even more.” McCoy retorted, “He missed a spot, and I think I saw a nip slip.” Jimmy cracked, “And yes, I admit I stuffed.”

The Dave and Jimmy show is based at iHeartMedia’s WNCI/Columbus and is now enjoyed in 12 markets across the U.S. and syndicated through United Stations Radio Network.

Please DON’T Polish The Rims