Dave, Jimmy, Kelsey, Pat & Baby Makes Five

The RAMP family offers our belated congrats to Kelsey Webb from the Dave and Jimmy Show, who recently gave birth to an actual baby! Young Master Kip was born on Wednesday, February 8 and weighed in at a svelte 6lb 8oz. On the left, that’s lovely new mom Kelsey holding Kip just minutes after he was born. And on the right, here’s her co-host Jimmy Jam holding Kip as he opened his eyes for the first time! “I can’t believe I WAS HOLDING HIM when he opened his eyes for the first time!” Jimmy exclaimed, adding, “Kip was apparently horrified at what he saw and pooped in my hand.”

And as if that steaming load of TMI wasn’t sufficient, this bit keeps getting even classier (if such a thing is even possible) as Jam continued, “The paternity test should be back soon to determine if the father is Dave [Kaelin], Jimmy or Kelsey’s husband, Pat.” [Ed. note: HIYO! Oh, The Dave and Jimmy Show is based at iHeartMedia Top 40 WNCI/Columbus, OH, and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it].